Ralph the Dachshund
Ralph is a car guy. His car is his baby. He loves it more than anything. Every chance he gets he’s upgrading itwith after market parts, spoilers, body kits, and chrome. At this point you can hardly tell that Ralph’s car is a Toyota Previa. Don’t scoff at his mini van, with all the work he’s done it has become an awe inspiring streak of chrome down the highway.
(via squshies on Storenvy)